I was having an overly good day at work today, as I was told that I was the best and that I rock (by more than one person!). A co-worker told me I should leave before my head gets too big. I said I should leave on a high note like George. "That's it! I'm out!" Afterwards, I thought of another reference. If my head gets too big, I'll be like a walking candy apple! lol
And...as per usual, it just so happens that the episode Andea Doria - the one that features Elaine's big head - is on tonight! I don't know how that always seems to happen! So weird!
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December 30, 2015
June 4, 2015
Seinfeld Reference #129
So today, my co-worker, my supervisor and I were talking about how my co-worker jumps every time people approach her desk because she doesn't hear them coming. My supervisor joked about what she could do so that she would hear her coming. I suggested carrying Tic-Tacs like the sidler on Seinfeld.
I get home, and wouldn't you know, out of 180 Seinfeld episodes, "The Merv Griffin Show" episode that contains the bit about the sidler was on! What are the odds? And now there was just a commercial for Tic-Tacs! Aah! Mind blown!
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I get home, and wouldn't you know, out of 180 Seinfeld episodes, "The Merv Griffin Show" episode that contains the bit about the sidler was on! What are the odds? And now there was just a commercial for Tic-Tacs! Aah! Mind blown!
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May 29, 2014
I Made it on the RealitySteve Website!
For those of you who don't know, I'm a huge reality TV fan. The good kind of reality TV: the competition style NOT the "Kardashian" or "Housewives" style. My favorites are Survivor, Big Brother, The Amazing Race, American Idol, The Voice, Dancing With The Stars....I could go on but I'll stop there. I also love The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. For most shows, I love the suspense and avoid spoiler websites. However, when it comes to The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, I actually kind of like knowing who the lead ends up with and who gets eliminated when. For the inside scoop, I rely on RealitySteve. He somehow manages to get all the dirty details and spoils the show pretty consistently every season, pretty soon after they end filming it.
One of the features of RealitySteve's blog/website is a weekly "Reader Emails" post, where he posts emails he gets along with his response. Normally, in any situation, on any site, I'm a reader only. I don't engage on message boards or comment sections. Really, the main reason is that there are a lot of crazies out there, and arguing is a waste of time. I share all my thoughts on my Reality Bites blog, and talk about the shows with all my friends, so I don't need to do it with strangers. However, last week, I made an exception. Something on The Bachelorette caught my attention, and I just had to email RealitySteve with my observation. I first watched the clip a couple times to make sure I heard what I thought I heard. Because if you're wrong, or make a stupid observation...you will be made fun of publicly on his website. I didn't want to be one of those people. I was pretty sure what I had was worth sharing, and something that not everyone might know or have caught, so I thought I'd take a chance.
So, I'm watching the very first episode of the season, where Andi, our Bachelorette is meeting her 25 guys. Each guy has a limited amount of time to make a lasting impression, otherwise he could be cut on the first night. There's this guy Marquel. We know he's a little strange because he calls himself a "cookie connoisseur", and the love of his life right now is the cookie. He has somehow managed to bring a large tray with an assortment of cookies on it, and he would like to have a cookie tasting with Andi (instead of a wine tasting). He and Andi try several, and then he tells her he has a cookie he knows she will love. He digs to the bottom of the pile and pulls out...the black and white cookie. Immediately, I think of Seinfeld...of course...who wouldn't? And that's even before this happened....
One of the features of RealitySteve's blog/website is a weekly "Reader Emails" post, where he posts emails he gets along with his response. Normally, in any situation, on any site, I'm a reader only. I don't engage on message boards or comment sections. Really, the main reason is that there are a lot of crazies out there, and arguing is a waste of time. I share all my thoughts on my Reality Bites blog, and talk about the shows with all my friends, so I don't need to do it with strangers. However, last week, I made an exception. Something on The Bachelorette caught my attention, and I just had to email RealitySteve with my observation. I first watched the clip a couple times to make sure I heard what I thought I heard. Because if you're wrong, or make a stupid observation...you will be made fun of publicly on his website. I didn't want to be one of those people. I was pretty sure what I had was worth sharing, and something that not everyone might know or have caught, so I thought I'd take a chance.
So, I'm watching the very first episode of the season, where Andi, our Bachelorette is meeting her 25 guys. Each guy has a limited amount of time to make a lasting impression, otherwise he could be cut on the first night. There's this guy Marquel. We know he's a little strange because he calls himself a "cookie connoisseur", and the love of his life right now is the cookie. He has somehow managed to bring a large tray with an assortment of cookies on it, and he would like to have a cookie tasting with Andi (instead of a wine tasting). He and Andi try several, and then he tells her he has a cookie he knows she will love. He digs to the bottom of the pile and pulls out...the black and white cookie. Immediately, I think of Seinfeld...of course...who wouldn't? And that's even before this happened....
Seinfeld Occurrences
Seinfeld premiered about 25 years ago. It's strange how even today, it is still all too relevant. Nearly every day, there is something that can be related to an episode. Diane, Heather and I started our @SeinfeldOccurrences Twitter account a few weeks ago to chronicle all of our occurrences. Here are our first 12:
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April 21, 2014
Seinfeld Reference #128
April 28, 2014: Seinfeld #128
In training this morning, Suzie found out the hard way that something you make as a description will show up in places you might not want them to. Needless to say, what she used as her test description was pretty funny, and we all got a big laugh out of it. For the afternoon class, we used this funny situation as a lesson on what not to do. To reference Seinfeld, I said we wouldn't "name names", but before I could say it, Chris said it was Suzie. So I said, "he name name"...I don't think anyone got it. This was a reference to when Elaine got Ned's name blacklisted at Hop-Sing's, and he said "she name name".
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In training this morning, Suzie found out the hard way that something you make as a description will show up in places you might not want them to. Needless to say, what she used as her test description was pretty funny, and we all got a big laugh out of it. For the afternoon class, we used this funny situation as a lesson on what not to do. To reference Seinfeld, I said we wouldn't "name names", but before I could say it, Chris said it was Suzie. So I said, "he name name"...I don't think anyone got it. This was a reference to when Elaine got Ned's name blacklisted at Hop-Sing's, and he said "she name name".
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April 17, 2014
Seinfeld Reference #127
April 17, 2014: Seinfeld Reference #127
Diane said she had a carload of stinky junior high boys in her car last night, and she had to air the car out afterward because it was so bad. That reminded us of the horrible b.o. smell left by the valet in Jerry's car that was so bad that it "infected" anyone who came in contact with it.
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Diane said she had a carload of stinky junior high boys in her car last night, and she had to air the car out afterward because it was so bad. That reminded us of the horrible b.o. smell left by the valet in Jerry's car that was so bad that it "infected" anyone who came in contact with it.
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March 31, 2014
Seinfeld Reference #126
March 31, 2014: Seinfeld Reference #126
Today, Diane was talking about someone she knows who hit a deer. He was taking a child home from the event that they were at together. She said after they hit the deer, he kept driving...even though the car was smoking and still managed to drop the kid off safely at home. As she was telling this story, I was thinking of Kramer when he was telling his story about driving the bus and how he had to take over driving during all the commotion. At one point he talks about kicking the bad guy who had a gun, out the door at the next stop. Jerry says: "You kept making all the stops?!" Kramer replies: "Well, people kept ringing the bell!" So, I used that reference and Diane totally got it, and we both laughed so hard!
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Today, Diane was talking about someone she knows who hit a deer. He was taking a child home from the event that they were at together. She said after they hit the deer, he kept driving...even though the car was smoking and still managed to drop the kid off safely at home. As she was telling this story, I was thinking of Kramer when he was telling his story about driving the bus and how he had to take over driving during all the commotion. At one point he talks about kicking the bad guy who had a gun, out the door at the next stop. Jerry says: "You kept making all the stops?!" Kramer replies: "Well, people kept ringing the bell!" So, I used that reference and Diane totally got it, and we both laughed so hard!
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March 14, 2014
Seinfeld Reference #125
March 14, 2014: Seinfeld Reference #125
Fridays definitely have a "feel" around the office. Everyone always seems a bit more giddy and silly, and sometimes downright loopy. Today felt downright loopy. Holly said it sure feels like Friday. That made me think of the conversation that Jerry, Kramer and Newman had one time about how Friday has a "feel", and Kramer said that he really thought Tuesdays had a "feel".
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Fridays definitely have a "feel" around the office. Everyone always seems a bit more giddy and silly, and sometimes downright loopy. Today felt downright loopy. Holly said it sure feels like Friday. That made me think of the conversation that Jerry, Kramer and Newman had one time about how Friday has a "feel", and Kramer said that he really thought Tuesdays had a "feel".
Kramer: What's today?
Newman: It's Thursday.
Kramer: Really? Feels like Tuesday.
Newman: Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel....
Kramer: I feel Tuesday and Wednesday...
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February 21, 2014
Seinfeld Reference #124
Seinfeld Reference #124
For some reason, Bella was insanely gassy. Mom and I were trying to work on putting some manuals together, and Bella felt it necessary to parade herself on and around all our papers, plus just plop herself down, and toot and toot and toot! She's never been that bad before. It was so smelly, and we just kept laughing. It reminded me of the Seinfeld episode when Kramer fed Rusty the horse Beef-a-rino and he got gassy on the handsome cab ride. Kramer yells out: "Rusty! Rusty!"
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For some reason, Bella was insanely gassy. Mom and I were trying to work on putting some manuals together, and Bella felt it necessary to parade herself on and around all our papers, plus just plop herself down, and toot and toot and toot! She's never been that bad before. It was so smelly, and we just kept laughing. It reminded me of the Seinfeld episode when Kramer fed Rusty the horse Beef-a-rino and he got gassy on the handsome cab ride. Kramer yells out: "Rusty! Rusty!"
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February 2, 2014
Seinfeld Reunion Awesomeness
It's been rumored: a Seinfeld reunion was coming soon...very soon. Surprise, surprise this reunion took place during the Super Bowl of all places! Fastforwarding through the game just to watch the commercials all paid off with this juicy little nugget!
It is a combination of the Seinfeld we all know and love, and Jerry's new web show, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. How cool! It was great to see Jerry and George as their old characters, in a new setting. We even get an appearance from Newman!
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It is a combination of the Seinfeld we all know and love, and Jerry's new web show, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. How cool! It was great to see Jerry and George as their old characters, in a new setting. We even get an appearance from Newman!
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January 23, 2014
Seinfeld References #122 & 123
January 23, 2014: Seinfeld Reference #122
I was proofreading some scripts for AX, and the title of one of them was "Write Offs". Of course my first thought goes right to:
Jerry: "You don't even know what a write off is." ...
Kramer: "Well they're the ones writing it off."
January 23, 2014: Seinfeld Reference #123
I recently got my Outlook upgraded from the 2003 version to the 2010 version, and there are so many new features. One of them is the "ribbon" at the top. I was looking at some of the settings and it said "Minimize Ribbon" and "Hide Ribbon". For some reason, the first thing I thought of was when Kramer didn't want to wear the AIDS ribbon, and in my mind as I was reading those settings, I was reading them with the accents of the Puerto Ricans that said "Who? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?"
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I was proofreading some scripts for AX, and the title of one of them was "Write Offs". Of course my first thought goes right to:
Jerry: "You don't even know what a write off is." ...
Kramer: "Well they're the ones writing it off."
January 23, 2014: Seinfeld Reference #123
I recently got my Outlook upgraded from the 2003 version to the 2010 version, and there are so many new features. One of them is the "ribbon" at the top. I was looking at some of the settings and it said "Minimize Ribbon" and "Hide Ribbon". For some reason, the first thing I thought of was when Kramer didn't want to wear the AIDS ribbon, and in my mind as I was reading those settings, I was reading them with the accents of the Puerto Ricans that said "Who? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?"
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January 9, 2014
Seinfeld Reference #121
Today I read a news headline that read: "Man accused of killing stepfather with 'atomic wedgie'". ATOMIC WEDGIE! No kidding! How ridiculous?! It's sad that someone died, but how can you not think of George getting an atomic wedgie by Mr. Heyman, the gym teacher.
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December 18, 2013
Seinfeld References #118-120
December 18, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #118
This is a carry-over from yesterday's "Morry" incident. The nickname has really caught on at the office. Yesterday, we had the "Bizarro World" reference. I got to thinking more about it and I guess you could say that Morry Shawolker is my alter-ego. That made me think about when Elaine was called "Susie" by a co-worker and she didn't correct her. Then when "Elaine" did something to make the co-worker, Peggy mad, she couldn't say her name was, so she had to be both Susie and Elaine, and then Susie started getting assignments at work, and she ended up saying that she committed suicide. Well, what if I just started giving some of my workload to Morry! Ha!
Since this nickname has caught on, I posted something on Facebook and said "I always wanted a cool nickname". I was hoping to bait one of my fellow Seinfeld lovers into playing along. Sure enough, Uncle Jim took the bait:
This is a reference to when George wanted the nickname T-Bone. Someone in the office ended up getting the name, and the boss suggested Coco for George instead.
December 18, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #119
Diane was making soup for lunch and as she passed by my desk, she said "I don't have any crackers" and I said "then it's not a meal". Referencing when Bania made Jerry buy him a fancy dinner. He ordered soup and said he'd save the meal for another time. When Jerry complained he said soup wasn't a meal. When he explained this to Elaine, she asked if he crumbled any crackers in it, because that could be considered a meal.
December 18, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #120
Diane was talking about her brother's dog and how he's kind of a wuss, and I said he wouldn't be a very good dog to put in a dog fight unless you want him to "take a dive"...referencing when Kramer had a rooster he called "Little Jerry Seinfeld" that he entered in cock fights. At one point the guy running the fights told him that he needed Little Jerry to take a dive.
This is a carry-over from yesterday's "Morry" incident. The nickname has really caught on at the office. Yesterday, we had the "Bizarro World" reference. I got to thinking more about it and I guess you could say that Morry Shawolker is my alter-ego. That made me think about when Elaine was called "Susie" by a co-worker and she didn't correct her. Then when "Elaine" did something to make the co-worker, Peggy mad, she couldn't say her name was, so she had to be both Susie and Elaine, and then Susie started getting assignments at work, and she ended up saying that she committed suicide. Well, what if I just started giving some of my workload to Morry! Ha!
Since this nickname has caught on, I posted something on Facebook and said "I always wanted a cool nickname". I was hoping to bait one of my fellow Seinfeld lovers into playing along. Sure enough, Uncle Jim took the bait:
This is a reference to when George wanted the nickname T-Bone. Someone in the office ended up getting the name, and the boss suggested Coco for George instead.
December 18, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #119
Diane was making soup for lunch and as she passed by my desk, she said "I don't have any crackers" and I said "then it's not a meal". Referencing when Bania made Jerry buy him a fancy dinner. He ordered soup and said he'd save the meal for another time. When Jerry complained he said soup wasn't a meal. When he explained this to Elaine, she asked if he crumbled any crackers in it, because that could be considered a meal.
December 18, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #120
Diane was talking about her brother's dog and how he's kind of a wuss, and I said he wouldn't be a very good dog to put in a dog fight unless you want him to "take a dive"...referencing when Kramer had a rooster he called "Little Jerry Seinfeld" that he entered in cock fights. At one point the guy running the fights told him that he needed Little Jerry to take a dive.
December 17, 2013
Seinfeld Reference #117
December 17, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #117
In an earlier post, I showed the weird way that my name was spelled. Uncle Jim of course responds with a great Seinfeld reference. First he said it was the Bizarro World (which was the backwards world where Elaine met opposites of Jerry, Kramer and George).
Then he referenced the Chinese Restaurant when the the host yells out "Cartwright, Cartwright" and no one comes. George was waiting for a call, and he yelled out Cartwright instead of Costanza, therefore making George miss the call.
In an earlier post, I showed the weird way that my name was spelled. Uncle Jim of course responds with a great Seinfeld reference. First he said it was the Bizarro World (which was the backwards world where Elaine met opposites of Jerry, Kramer and George).
Then he referenced the Chinese Restaurant when the the host yells out "Cartwright, Cartwright" and no one comes. George was waiting for a call, and he yelled out Cartwright instead of Costanza, therefore making George miss the call.
December 12, 2013
Seinfeld Reference #116
December 12, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #116
Amy said she smelled fried chicken. Shelley said that that is the first sign of insanity. That reminded me of "The Pothole" episode when Elaine told Jerry:
"Jerry, you have tendencies. They're always annoying, but they were just tendencies. But now, if you can't kiss this girl, I'm afraid we're talking disorder...And from disorder, you're a quirk or two away from full-on dementia."
Amy said she smelled fried chicken. Shelley said that that is the first sign of insanity. That reminded me of "The Pothole" episode when Elaine told Jerry:
"Jerry, you have tendencies. They're always annoying, but they were just tendencies. But now, if you can't kiss this girl, I'm afraid we're talking disorder...And from disorder, you're a quirk or two away from full-on dementia."
December 10, 2013
Seinfeld References #110-115
December 8, 2013:
A get-together at Uncle Jim's means that there are bound to be more than a few Seinfeld references. At Alaynna's birthday party on Sunday, we had 6!
Seinfeld Reference #110
The Chinese Restaurant--Jim was telling a tale of his recent bad service at a Mexican restaurant. They called ahead but still had to wait forever for a table. This obviously reminded us of the Chinese restaurant when the gang waited and waited for a table, while others were seated before them.
Seinfeld Reference #111
The Male Masseuse--We were talking about getting massages, and it reminded me of when George got a massage...by a man...and, it moved.
Seinfeld Reference #112
Being Blacklisted--Jim was talking about someone being kicked out of the grocery store because they were checking prices and comparing them with another store. He said they are all Commies there. I asked if she had been "blacklisted", like when Elaine was "blacklisted" at Hop-Sing's.
Seinfeld Reference #113
The Chart--Jim said he changed the dates on his contact subscriptions several times to get new ones without going to the eye doctor. After a couple times, they realized what he was doing and they weren't very happy. I asked if they wrote it on his chart that he was "difficult" like they did with Elaine.
Seinfeld Reference #114
The Dewey Decimal System--Jaron had a slinky and Jim said "the slinky...what a scam that was". This was a reference to when Kramer was in the library and he said "the Dewey Decimal System...what a scam that was."
Seinfeld Reference #115
Draping in Velvet--Alaynna got a very soft horse throw cover, and Jim loved how soft it was. He wrapped himself all up in it. That reminded me of when George said that "if it was socially acceptable, I'd drape myself in velvet."
A get-together at Uncle Jim's means that there are bound to be more than a few Seinfeld references. At Alaynna's birthday party on Sunday, we had 6!
Seinfeld Reference #110
The Chinese Restaurant--Jim was telling a tale of his recent bad service at a Mexican restaurant. They called ahead but still had to wait forever for a table. This obviously reminded us of the Chinese restaurant when the gang waited and waited for a table, while others were seated before them.
Seinfeld Reference #111
The Male Masseuse--We were talking about getting massages, and it reminded me of when George got a massage...by a man...and, it moved.
Seinfeld Reference #112
Being Blacklisted--Jim was talking about someone being kicked out of the grocery store because they were checking prices and comparing them with another store. He said they are all Commies there. I asked if she had been "blacklisted", like when Elaine was "blacklisted" at Hop-Sing's.
Seinfeld Reference #113
The Chart--Jim said he changed the dates on his contact subscriptions several times to get new ones without going to the eye doctor. After a couple times, they realized what he was doing and they weren't very happy. I asked if they wrote it on his chart that he was "difficult" like they did with Elaine.
Seinfeld Reference #114
The Dewey Decimal System--Jaron had a slinky and Jim said "the slinky...what a scam that was". This was a reference to when Kramer was in the library and he said "the Dewey Decimal System...what a scam that was."
Seinfeld Reference #115
Draping in Velvet--Alaynna got a very soft horse throw cover, and Jim loved how soft it was. He wrapped himself all up in it. That reminded me of when George said that "if it was socially acceptable, I'd drape myself in velvet."
December 3, 2013
Seinfeld References #108 & 109
December 3, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #108
At work, they got a new coffee maker, and it was a Mr. Coffee. Diane quoted Jerry, saying "I was almost Mr. Coffee. They felt I was a little too relaxed."
December 3, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #109
At work, they got a new coffee maker, and it was a Mr. Coffee. Diane quoted Jerry, saying "I was almost Mr. Coffee. They felt I was a little too relaxed."
December 3, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #109
| Mom had a very interesting discovery as she opened a return. It was a grain mill. The "packing" that the customer decided to use was more like their laundry basket. There were rags and what looked like old shirts...oh yeah...and underwear (see photo on the right)! Yuck! The underwear was a pair (possibly more than one...we didn't go digging) of jockey shorts. Of course Diane and I both thought of when Kramer gave up his jockey shorts and his boxers. |  |
November 22, 2013
Seinfeld Reference #107
November 22, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #107
Diane was thinking about names for her nephew or niece. She thought Jerry would be a good one, then her brother (also a Seinfeld fan) could call him "my little Jerry", like Kramer's rooster that he called Little Jerry.
She thought 7 would be good for a girl...which led into all the other names that Jerry came up with for George when Susan's cousin decided to name their baby 7, stealing his name. I also suggested Puddy, as in David Puddy, and he could call him his "little Puddy".
Diane was thinking about names for her nephew or niece. She thought Jerry would be a good one, then her brother (also a Seinfeld fan) could call him "my little Jerry", like Kramer's rooster that he called Little Jerry.
She thought 7 would be good for a girl...which led into all the other names that Jerry came up with for George when Susan's cousin decided to name their baby 7, stealing his name. I also suggested Puddy, as in David Puddy, and he could call him his "little Puddy".
November 21, 2013
Seinfeld References #104, 105 & 106
November 21, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #104
This morning, Shelley commented on yesterday's marketing campaign where customers could win a free gift. She said someone ended up getting 2. She said "how did R. P. Zimmerman get 2 free gifts? He must have cheated the system". I said we need to put him on "the list", and before I could say any more, Diane said "you got me blacklisted at Hop Sings!". I was going to say, "Shelley named names", but Diane beat me to the reference. This was referring to when Elaine was dating a communist and she used his name, and got him blacklisted from the Chinese Restaurant Hop Sings.
November 21, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #105
Jenn posted a funny meme on Facebook that said: "I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised..." Immediately Heather and I thought of Uncle Leo. He opened a bomb that was meant for Jerry and it burned off his eyebrows. Later, Elaine drew him some eyebrows that made him look angry, and the doctor told Leo he didn't care for his demeanor, and wrote it in his chart.
November 21, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #106
For lunch, Diane had beef...something or other, in a can. I told her, at least it wasn't Beef-a-rino. She then proceeded to sing the song "Beef-a-rino, fit for king and queen-o." This was referring to the food that Kramer fed to his horse Rusty when he was driving a handsome cab.
And then, when she walked by my desk, she said "Rusty!" Because after the Beef-a-rino, Rusty was a little gassy.
This morning, Shelley commented on yesterday's marketing campaign where customers could win a free gift. She said someone ended up getting 2. She said "how did R. P. Zimmerman get 2 free gifts? He must have cheated the system". I said we need to put him on "the list", and before I could say any more, Diane said "you got me blacklisted at Hop Sings!". I was going to say, "Shelley named names", but Diane beat me to the reference. This was referring to when Elaine was dating a communist and she used his name, and got him blacklisted from the Chinese Restaurant Hop Sings.
November 21, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #105
Jenn posted a funny meme on Facebook that said: "I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised..." Immediately Heather and I thought of Uncle Leo. He opened a bomb that was meant for Jerry and it burned off his eyebrows. Later, Elaine drew him some eyebrows that made him look angry, and the doctor told Leo he didn't care for his demeanor, and wrote it in his chart.
November 21, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #106
For lunch, Diane had beef...something or other, in a can. I told her, at least it wasn't Beef-a-rino. She then proceeded to sing the song "Beef-a-rino, fit for king and queen-o." This was referring to the food that Kramer fed to his horse Rusty when he was driving a handsome cab.
And then, when she walked by my desk, she said "Rusty!" Because after the Beef-a-rino, Rusty was a little gassy.
November 19, 2013
Seinfeld Reference #103
November 19, 2013: Seinfeld Reference #103
This morning Shelley was trying to call Becky. She dialed her extension twice, and then was called by John at Mt. Hope telling her that she was on the paging system there twice! How did that happen? My first thought was that her "rines" were crossed--referring to when George's mom's lines were crossed and she ended up talking to (who she thought was) a Chinese woman. She also happened to be dating Jerry, and she mistakenly told Jerry that the "rines" were crossed.
This morning Shelley was trying to call Becky. She dialed her extension twice, and then was called by John at Mt. Hope telling her that she was on the paging system there twice! How did that happen? My first thought was that her "rines" were crossed--referring to when George's mom's lines were crossed and she ended up talking to (who she thought was) a Chinese woman. She also happened to be dating Jerry, and she mistakenly told Jerry that the "rines" were crossed.
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